Alexandra Rose

monster-whorecrux: Number one rule of Tumblr: When this is on...

Sat, 23 Jul 2011 13:47:14 -0400

monster-whorecrux:

Number one rule of Tumblr: When this is on your dash you MUST reblog.

Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink6[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

Sat, 23 Jul 2011 11:45:18 -0400

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Tue, 19 Jul 2011 19:34:00 -0400

uggggh ok so my internet is down at home, i cant even use my iphone app because i dropped my phone in water, and our tvs at home arent working.... fuck my life.

Tue, 19 Jul 2011 13:53:21 -0400

One time I read your url as "yourlittlearmpithair" and now I can literally not read it as anything else.

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 23:16:49 -0400

i can totally see someone making this mistake!! hahahhahahahh

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Thu, 14 Jul 2011 14:28:43 -0400

Warehouse 13 S1:E1

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 01:13:17 -0400

Pete: hey! Slow down
Myka: walk faster.

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Wed, 13 Jul 2011 23:34:44 -0400

Guys..... look what I just realized:

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 22:13:52 -0400

TERROR.

marisoleatsgirls: exactly how i pick up chicks… (:

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 22:13:49 -0400

marisoleatsgirls:

exactly how i pick up chicks… (:

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Tue, 12 Jul 2011 22:12:40 -0400

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Tue, 12 Jul 2011 22:12:36 -0400

Why do straight people ask who's the "guy" in a lesbian relationship? No one is the guy. Lesbians date women.

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 22:12:32 -0400

o-fucking-nekarce:

keepyourheartintheclouds-:

Soon kids won’t be able to. Reblog if you can name all of...

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 22:12:25 -0400

Soon kids won’t be able to.

Reblog if you can name all of them!

(via marisoleatsgirls, glendacantspell-deactivated2010)

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 22:11:55 -0400

(via marisoleatsgirls, glendacantspell-deactivated2010)

thedailywhat: Kids Accidentally Say The Darndest Things of the...

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 22:11:51 -0400

thedailywhat:

Kids Accidentally Say The Darndest Things of the Day: Oh, kids. So young, so innocent. …or are they?

inb4 is Keira gonna havta…

[thehairpin.]

Harry Potter according to...

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 21:08:37 -0400

Harry Potter according to...:

hogwartsradio:

Sirius Black

Sirius Black and the prison fun.

Sirius Black and the prison fun.

Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.

Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.

Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.

Sirius Black and the I am dead.

Neville Longbottom

Neville and Being Badass.

Neville and Being Badass.

Neville and Being Badass.

Neville and Being Badass.

Neville and Being Badass.

Neville and Being Badass

Neville and Being EXTREMELY Badass.

Filch

Filch and the Year Hogwarts Started to go to Hell.

Filch and MY CAT IS PETRIFIED!

Filch and Nothing Significant.

Filch and I Hate Cleaning Up After Other Schools.

Filch and I Love Umbridge.

Filch and Umbridge Isn’t Here Anymore.

Filch and Half the Castle’s Destroyed, I Might As Well Quit.

Severus Snape

Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .

Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a book.

Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a fucking dog.

Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the former rat.

Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Umbridge.

Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the other death eaters.

Severus Snape and the year I died trying to keep that little kid safe.

Hedwig

Hedwig and Fuck Yes Harry Potter Owns Me.

Hedwig and I’m a Fucking Owl.

Hedwig and I’m Still an Owl.

Hedwig and HERMIONE’S NOT AN OWL.

Hedwig and Life Is Pretty Great As An Owl.

Hedwig and That Pigwidgeon Is Really Starting To Annoy The Piss Out Of Me.

Hedwig and SHIT SHIT COCKSUCKER I’M DEAD.

Ron Weasley

Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog.

Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister.

Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat.

Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy.

Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch.

Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama.

Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.

Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.

Hermione Granger and the turning into a cat then getting petrified.

Hermione Granger and the art of overachieving.

Hermione Granger and the fact that boys suddenly love her.

Hermione Granger and bickering with Ron.

Hermione Granger and the Bitch named Lavender Brown.

Hermione Granger and the reluctant falling for Ron Weasley.

Cedric Diggory

Cedric and That Time He Found Something.

Cedric and That Time He Found Something.

Cedric and That Time He Found Something.

Cedric and That Time He Died.

Dumbledore

Dumbledore and the Oh Shit He’s at Hogwarts Now.

Dumbledore and the Oh Shit Tom Riddle’s at it Again.

Dumbledore and the I Am Totally Allowing Two Teenagers To Save A Convicted Murderer Even Though I Don’t Know For Sure He’s Innocent.

Dumbledore and the DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?

Dumbledore and the Harry’s Angsty, Time to Leave Him Alone.

Dumbledore and the I’ll Have Secret Lessons with Harry While I Wait for My Cursed Hand to Kill Me.

Dumbledore and the Wait, You Guys Aren’t Supposed to Know About My Past.

Voldemort

Lord Voldemort and that time I picked the wrong head to chill on.

Lord Voldemort and that time he killed my snake.

Lord Voldemort and the time I was not around.

Lord Voldemort and that time I killed some spare.

Lord Voldemort and the time I hung out in the Ministry.

Lord Voldemort and that time that I wasn’t there but Snape Killed Dumbledore.

Lord Voldemort and the time he and his friends kicked my ass.

Fred and George

Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.

Fred and George and the time we flew a car.

Fred and George and the time we gave Harry the Marauder’s Map.

Fred and George and the time we got given 1,000 galleons.

Fred and George and the time we owned Umbridge.

Fred and George and the time we opened a joke shop.

Fred and George and the time one of us lost an ear and the other died.

Lucius Malfoy

Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

ME

Harry Potter and the year I became addicted.

Harry Potter and the year I discover wizard classism.

Harry Potter and the year I fell in love with his parents & their friends.

Harry Potter and the year Voldemort came back.

Harry Potter and the year I realize the ministry blows.

Harry Potter and the year I discover why nobody could just fucking kill Voldemort and be done with it.

Harry Potter and the year when shit got real.

SO FUCKING TRUE!

imalanramirez: razzy-a-keeper: lilpunkst3r12: fuckyesallie: h...

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 18:24:25 -0400

imalanramirez:

razzy-a-keeper:

lilpunkst3r12:

fuckyesallie:

hisshawtyx:

jbiebsobd:

1ditaly:

livinglifeonarainbow:

segwaypoloheckyea:

itsashleigh:

dapperness:

xblainebows:

chordover-criss:

lexiebobexie:

getyourassbeat:

EVERYTIME WE TOUCH WITH MY PENIS

HOW TO LOVE WITH MY PENIS tehehe

Take A Bow with my penis.

You Get What You Want with my penis

Skyscraper with my penis.

Propane nightmares with my penis

Rose tine my world with my penis

BAD BEHAVIOUR WITH MY PENIS. ;)

Forever Young with my penis ahahah

Swagger Jagger with my penis

SkyScraper with my penis

Next 2 You with my penis lol!

White Nights with my penis xP

Wild’n cuz im young with my penis

Worlds I Couldn’t Say with my penis?

On the Edge of Glory with my penis.

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 11:40:16 -0400

lilystheme:

I get distracted more easily than a five year old.

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 11:38:11 -0400

honestliars: